A lady walked into a Police Station, the desk Sergeant said, "Can I help you ?”
"Yes," she said, "I'd like to report a case of sexual assault.”
"Where did it happen?” the Sergeant asked.
"In the park just down the road," she replied.
"Can you describe what happened ?”
"Yes, I was walking along the footpath in the park near the trees when a man jumped out of the bushes and dragged me in there, removed my underwear then he dropped his pants to his knees and had his way with me.”
"Could you give me a description of him ?”
"Yes, he was wearing white shoes, long white trousers, a white shirt and he had these two big long pads from his feet up to and over his knees, one on each leg.”
"Sounds to me like he was a cricketer, most probably a batsman," said the Sergeant.
"Yes," said the lady, "He was an." English Cricketer
"That's very observant," said the Sergeant, "You worked that out from his accent ?”
"No," she replied. "I worked it out because he wasn't in for very long."
English cricketer...
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Re: English cricketer...
Queen of the Banal & OT chatter and proud of it. If it offends you then tough titty titty bang bang.
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Re: English cricketer...
Chuck,
On any other forum that joke would earn you a Letter, and a picket line of femenazis!
Funny though, really funny...
(I’m not a Pom, obviously.
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On any other forum that joke would earn you a Letter, and a picket line of femenazis!
Funny though, really funny...
(I’m not a Pom, obviously.
)Regards & God bless,
Ray
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Re: English cricketer...
....... but didn't the English batters have a wag in the tail?
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Re: English cricketer...
.............And our favourite wag started this thread. Good onya Chuck! 
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