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Wink wink nudge nudge

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A man with a chronic winking problem, applied for a position as a sales representative for a large firm.

The interviewer looked over his application and said. "This is very impressive. You've graduated from the best schools; your references are wonderful and your experience is unparalleled.

Normally we'd hire you without a second thought. However, a sales representative has a highly visible position and I'm afraid that your constant winking would scare off potential customers. I'm sorry, but we can't hire you."

"But wait!" The man exclaims. "If I take two aspirin, I'll stop winking."

"Really? Great! Show me."

So, the applicant reaches into his jacket pocket and begins pulling out all sorts of condoms: red condoms, blue condoms, ribbed condoms, flavoured condoms. Finally, at the bottom he finds a packet of aspirin. He tears it open, swallows two ,and stops winking.

"Well." Responded the interviewer. "That's all well and good, but this is a respectable company, and we will not have our employees womanising all over the country."

"Womanising? What do you mean? I'm a happily married man!"

"Well then, how do you explain all those condoms?"

"Oh, that." He sighed. "Have you ever walked into a pharmacy, winking ....and asked for aspirin?"
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Good one Dottles, love it
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Love it.
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Good one Dot :lol:
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