Just old age

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Just old age

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This is what all of us 70+ year olds, and those yet-to-be have to look forward to!. This is something that happened at an assisted living center.

The people who lived there have small apartments, but they all eat at a central cafeteria. One morning one of the residents didn't show up for breakfast, so my wife went upstairs and knocked on his door to see if everything was OK. She could hear him through the door and he said that he was running late and would be down shortly, so she went back to the dining area.

An hour later he still hadn't arrived so she went back up towards his room and she found him on the stairs. He was coming down the stairs but was having a hell of time. He had a death grip on the hand rail and seemed to have trouble getting his legs to work. She told him she was going to call an ambulance, but he told her no, he wasn't in any pain and just wanted to have his breakfast.

So she helped him the rest of the way down the stairs and he had his breakfast.

When he tried to return to his room he was completely unable to get up even the first step, so they called an ambulance for him. A couple hours later she called the hospital to see how he was doing. The receptionist there said he was fine, he just had both of his legs in one leg of his boxer shorts.

I am sending this to my children so that they don't sell the house before they know the fact
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I just told that joke to my aging in-laws who are here visiting for a few weeks. They didn't get it. I thought it was bloody hilarious. :D
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Well if they didn't have a ham for Xmas then that explains why they didn't get the joke.. ;) ;) Did you say they are with you for weeks? :o :o :o
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Yep. Been onsite since mid December, going home this coming Thursday, I think.
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supersparky wrote: Sun Jan 07, 2018 12:14 am Yep. Been onsite since mid December, going home this coming Thursday, I think.
They might get a ham to celebrate your birthday :lol: :lol:
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Unfortunately that didn't happen either Dot. I might buy my own on Friday !!! :lol: :lol: :roll:
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Dot wrote: Fri Jan 05, 2018 4:48 pm This is what all of us 70+ year olds, and those yet-to-be have to look forward to!. This is something that happened at an assisted living center.

The people who lived there have small apartments, but they all eat at a central cafeteria. One morning one of the residents didn't show up for breakfast, so my wife went upstairs and knocked on his door to see if everything was OK. She could hear him through the door and he said that he was running late and would be down shortly, so she went back to the dining area.

An hour later he still hadn't arrived so she went back up towards his room and she found him on the stairs. He was coming down the stairs but was having a hell of time. He had a death grip on the hand rail and seemed to have trouble getting his legs to work. She told him she was going to call an ambulance, but he told her no, he wasn't in any pain and just wanted to have his breakfast.

So she helped him the rest of the way down the stairs and he had his breakfast.

When he tried to return to his room he was completely unable to get up even the first step, so they called an ambulance for him. A couple hours later she called the hospital to see how he was doing. The receptionist there said he was fine, he just had both of his legs in one leg of his boxer shorts.

I am sending this to my children so that they don't sell the house before they know the fact

Does putting on a t-shirt inside out count :lol: :lol:
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