I was standing in the Club one night minding my own business.
This FAT ugly chick came up behind me, grabbed my behind and said, "You're kinda cute. You gotta phone number?"
I said, "Yeah, you gotta pen?"
She said, "Yeah, I got a pen".
I said, "You better get back in it before the farmer misses you."
Cost me 6 stitches...but,
When you’re seventy...............who cares?
When you're 70 ...
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Re: When you're 70 ...
The one I heard was " well ya better get back to it cos the rest of the pigs will be missing you"
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Re: When you're 70 ...
I was telling a girl in the bar about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her boobs.
"Really?" she said, "Go on then... try."
After about 30 seconds of fondling she began to lose patience and said, "Come on, what day was I born?"
"Yesterday."
That got me another slap, but when you’re over seventy, who cares?
"Really?" she said, "Go on then... try."
After about 30 seconds of fondling she began to lose patience and said, "Come on, what day was I born?"
"Yesterday."
That got me another slap, but when you’re over seventy, who cares?
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Re: When you're 70 ...
Gman said that now he's 70 he doesn't have to fondle anything= bastard 
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Re: When you're 70 ...
Hmmm...
I have the opposite problem: have to fight the urge to fondle.
Especially if the fondlee is not SWMBO.
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I have the opposite problem: have to fight the urge to fondle.
Especially if the fondlee is not SWMBO.
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Regards & God bless,
Ray
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Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
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Re: When you're 70 ...
Fondle tip... #1
If ya can convince SWMBO into a bit of doggy action
Grab her jugs for a bit of a fondle
Then say...
"They feel just like your sisters"
And see how long ya can stay on for...!!!
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At 70 you take whats offered
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Re: When you're 70 ...
Does this tie back into the thread about crying after sex
A person may fail many times, they only become a failure when they blame someone else John Burrows
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