Bloke gets a phone call...

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Bloke gets a phone call...

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Bloke gets a call from the police telling him his house was robbed, offenders had also consumed all of his beer and had raped his wife.

A moment of silence passes and the guy says, “I can’t believe they screwed my wife after only five cans!” :D
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You are sure on a roll today old fella :lol: :lol:
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Chuck wrote: ↑Thu Apr 12, 2018 12:24 pm Bloke gets a call from the police telling him his house was robbed, offenders had also consumed all of his beer and had raped his wife.

A moment of silence passes and the guy says, “I can’t believe they screwed my wife after only five cans!” :D
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I was almost sick then ,but i held back. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Who gave you permission to post that picture of me after one of the Mannum gatherings :roll: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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BillieBlue wrote: ↑Thu Apr 12, 2018 4:33 pm I was almost sick then ,but i held back. :lol: :lol:
On ya Pato...!!! muso's gotta be used to that , instant pizzas all the time...!!! :o :twisted:

Not say it's you playin...!!! but one of them tapes ya sent me ... :oops: :oops: :oops:

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Dot wrote: ↑Thu Apr 12, 2018 4:36 pm Who gave you permission to post that picture of me after one of the Mannum gatherings :roll: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Gmans birrday wadinti...???

Hence I stayed home... ;)

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vik351 wrote: ↑Thu Apr 12, 2018 4:37 pm
BillieBlue wrote: ↑Thu Apr 12, 2018 4:33 pm I was almost sick then ,but i held back. :lol: :lol:
On ya Pato...!!! muso's gotta be used to that , instant pizzas all the time...!!! :o :twisted:

Not say it's you playin...!!! but one of them tapes ya sent me ... :oops: :oops: :oops:

vik... :mrgreen:

Hey Vik , thought you liked the tapes i sent you,Just remember ol' mate ,many a good tune is played on an old fiddle.
(or something like that) :roll: :roll:
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Who’s been having a fiddle?
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Greynomad wrote: ↑Sat Apr 14, 2018 12:00 am Who’s been having a fiddle?
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Some of the boys here were doing some "strumming" at STC does that count?? :?
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