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Mate was 'having intimate relations' with this sheila over her kitchen table when he heard the front door open.

She said, “It’s my husband! Quick, try the back door!”

. . . Thinking back, he really should have legged it – but - well, you just don’t get offers like that every day... do you? :lol:
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:| :? :| :? :| :? I don't understand this :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Dot wrote: ↑Thu Apr 12, 2018 12:47 pm :| :? :| :? :| :? I don't understand this
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Now that was weird.. :?
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Whatderyamean chuck. :( :( :o :o :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Well ... I am surprised!

Translation: He thought she was suggesting they move from the kitchen table to the back door - & continue the 'movement' - perhaps she was nearing 'LIFT OFF' . :oops:

Get it now? :roll: :D
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Chuck wrote: ↑Fri Apr 13, 2018 8:53 am Well ... I am surprised!

Translation: He thought she was suggesting they move from the kitchen table to the back door - & continue the 'movement' - perhaps she was nearing 'LIFT OFF' . :oops:

Get it now? :roll: :D
Not quite my interpretation of their movements...!!! :o



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??????
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Not my understanding either. :lol: :o
Not sure why he was not happy and piss off but then a offer refused is an offer lost.
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homeless wrote: ↑Fri Apr 13, 2018 2:23 pm Not my understanding either. :lol: :o
Not sure why he was not happy and pistol off but then a offer refused is an offer lost.
Looks like he had to have a shot in the mud ... :o :o :o

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