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A young attractive reporter is doing a segment on how the elderly lived their life to reached the age they have and still have their mind functioning reasonably well.
The first old dear gives a response of good clean Christian living and eating well to still be alive and kicking at 92. The next old timer says it was country living in a small town running a general store and he was 95. The last old timer looks like he is about to snuff it any minute but when asked he brightened up and told her sex and booze was his recipe to a long life at 102. When she remarked how incredible that was he replied, "the nurses say the same thing, it is just incredible the lies this old fart can come up with just to get to talk to a pretty woman, but when your past 70 who cares"
A person may fail many times, they only become a failure when they blame someone else John Burrows
Those who struggle to become a leader, rarely know a clear direction forward for anyone but themselves