So true for you Old Blokes ...

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Chuck
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So true for you Old Blokes ...

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An 85-year-old man had to take a sperm count for his physical exam.

The doctor gave the man a jar and said:

"Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.”

The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor’s office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.

The doctor asked, what happened and the man explained.

"Well, doc, it’s like this-first I tried with my right hand, but nothing.

Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.

Then I asked my wife for help.

She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing.

She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing.

We even asked Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin’ it between her knees, but still nothing.”

The doctor was shocked!

"You asked your neighbor?”

The old man replied:

"Yep, none of us could get the jar open.'

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Re: So true for you Old Blokes ...

Post by T1 Terry »

An old bloke went for his 6mth check and his wife went with him because he was hard of hearing. After following all the instructions given by the doctor and repeated by the wife the final request was for a stool, urine and seamen sample.
"What did he say was the all to familiar response" to which the wife replied
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He wants your underpants :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by supersparky »

They are both gems. I hadn't heard either of those before. :lol: :lol: :lol: :roll:
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