A Golfer is cupping his hand to scoop water from a Highland burn in St Andrew’s golf course.
A Groundskeeper shouts “Dinnae drink tha waater! Et’s foo ae coo’s Shite and Pish!"
The Golfer replies, ”My good fellow. I’m from England. Would you be kind enough to repeat that for me in English?"
The Keeper replies, “ I said use two hands - you’ll spill less that way."
A Wee Scottish Tale:
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Chuck
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Re: A Wee Scottish Tale:
Queen of the Banal & OT chatter and proud of it. If it offends you then tough titty titty bang bang.
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Re: A Wee Scottish Tale:
So if the golfer had been a Kiwi, I presume the groundskeeper would have fetched a cup... 
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Ray
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Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
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Re: A Wee Scottish Tale:
Another good one Chuck. 
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David
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Re: A Wee Scottish Tale:
The Kiwi would have said "G/Day Jimmy im frae Dunedin"
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than speak and remove all doubt....
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Re: A Wee Scottish Tale:
I reckon you are right Norman. Dougie from Dunedin, a workmate, has a better scotch accent than a Scotsman.
Cheers
David
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David
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Not all who wander are lost.