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Q: Why did the duck cross the road alone?

A: Because his mate was chicken.

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I think the chicken would call fowl on that joke Ray. It was a poultry attempt at best .... I've run out of chook puns, hen-ce the .... but the duck was quacked up by them :roll:
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T1 Terry wrote: ↑Wed Nov 21, 2018 6:28 pm I think the chicken would call fowl on that joke Ray. It was a poultry attempt at best .... I've run out of chook puns, hen-ce the .... but the duck was quacked up by them :roll:
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T1,
I think your response really laid an egg.........
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Greynomad wrote: ↑Thu Nov 22, 2018 2:47 pm T1,
I think your response really laid an egg.........
🙄🤣

Ba-boom TISH! 😝
You don't like my yokes Ray? I thought they were all white but it appears you weren't cracked up by them ...... ok, I'll stop now :roll:
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:roll:
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