Did you hear about the thoughtful Scotsman who was heading out to the pub ?
He turned to his wee wife before leaving and said, 'Margaret - put your hat and coat on lassie.'
She replied, 'Oh, Jock that's nice - are you taking me to the pub with you ?'
'Nay,' Jock replied - 'I'm switching the central heating off while I'm oot.'
Scottish one..
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norman
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Scottish one..
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than speak and remove all doubt....
If at first you dont succeed, Skydiving is not for you.
If at first you dont succeed, Skydiving is not for you.
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Re: Scottish one..
Hey that's my line here 
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