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The Quiz Question

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A contestant asked to explain the difference between completed and finished .............

The contestant replied:

If you marry the right woman you are completed. If you marry the wrong woman you are finished. If the right woman catches you with the wrong woman you are completely finished.
Steve Williams
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Every absurdity has a champion to defend it.
Oliver Goldsmith. 1728 -1774
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