Old man goes in for a operation to his groin. Voluptuous young blond nurse comes in, strips him down and shaves his nether's in preparation.
The old man, bless his soul, get's an erection.
The nurse pipes up and says that that's not bad for a man of 85!
The old man answers that that's nothing - when he was young he could hang a bucket of sand over it and walk across a football pitch.
"Wow", replies the nurse, "and now?"
"Well now" replies the old man, "I only get to the quarter line and then my knee's give in"
A hard act to follow
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A hard act to follow
A person may fail many times, they only become a failure when they blame someone else John Burrows
Those who struggle to become a leader, rarely know a clear direction forward for anyone but themselves
Those who struggle to become a leader, rarely know a clear direction forward for anyone but themselves