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Store bought v Home grown

Post by T1 Terry »

Another Casino John classic

It's a new world out there...............


This will bring a smile.
Six year old Annie returns home from school and says
she had her first family planning lesson at school.
Her mother, very interested, asks;
"How did it go?"
"I nearly died of shame!" she answers.
"Sam from over the road, says that the stork brings babies.
Sally next door said you can buy babies at the orphanage.
Pete in my class says you can buy babies at the hospital."
Her mother answers laughingly, "But that's no reason to be ashamed."


"No, but I can't tell them that we were so poor that
you and daddy had to make me yourselves!"


Call me old fashioned but sometimes the old ways were the best LMAO
A person may fail many times, they only become a failure when they blame someone else John Burrows
Those who struggle to become a leader, rarely know a clear direction forward for anyone but themselves

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