Deaf Parents

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> A boy and a girl agree to go on a date. The boy arrives at her house >
> with
> a bunch of flowers. > > To his surprise, she answers the door in a small
> towel showing most of > her beautiful feminine assets. 'I'm sorry'
> she exclaims, 'I'm running > a bit late. Please come in and I'll introduce
> you to my parents who > will entertain you while I finish dressing. should
> warn you though, > they're both deaf mutes." With this, she ushers him
> into
> the living > room, introduces him to her parents and disappears. > > > >
> This is a little uncomfortable as both of the parents are completely >
> silent. Dad is watching football on TV and Mum is busy knitting. > After
> about 10 minutes of silence, Mum jumps from her chair, pulls up > her
> skirt,
> pulls down her knickers and pours a glass of water over her > backside.
> Just
> as suddenly, Dad launches himself across the room, > bends her over the
> couch and takes her from behind. He then sits back > in his chair &
> balances
> a match stick in front of his eye. > > > > The room is plunged back into
> eerie silence and the boy is shocked > into disbelief. After 10 minutes,
> the
> daughter returns fully dressed > and ready for the evening. > > > > The
> date
> is a complete disaster. The boy is totally pre-occupied by > the antics of
> the girl's Parents. At the end of the date, sensing > something is
> seriously
> wrong, the girl asks the boy, "What's the > matter? What have I done
> wrong?"
>> > > > "No, it's not you", he replied, "It's just that the strangest thing
>> happened whilst I was waiting for you and I'm still shocked. Well, >
>> first
> your Mother jumps from her chair, lifts up her skirt, pulls > down her
> panties and throws a glass of water over her behind. Then, > as if that
> ain't enough, your father races from his chair, leans her > over the couch
> and does her from behind. He then sits back and places > a match stick by
> his eye". > > > > "Oh, is that all?"
> replies the girl. The boy can't believe her casual > response."Mum was
> simply saying 'Are you going to get this asshole a > drink?', and Dad was
> replying 'No f him, I'm watching the match!" > > > > > > > > > > > >
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