Wisdom passed on

Place your jokes in this section. A little naughty will be tolerated but please no really vulgar ones!!! If you might be offended it may be better to bypass this section!!!
User avatar
T1 Terry
Posts: 15972
Joined: Fri Nov 23, 2012 3:44 pm
Location: Mannum South Australia by the beautiful Murray River
Has thanked: 51 times
Been thanked: 30 times

Wisdom passed on

Post by T1 Terry »

Anyone in the autumn of their years pondering their mortality should take heart from the advice given by a tough old fishingboat skipper from Maine to his granddaughter,

The secret to a long life, he counselled, was to sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder on her oatmeal every morning.

The granddaughter followed this dictum religiously until her death at the venerable age of 103.

She left behind 14 children, 30 grandchildren, 45 great-grandchildren, 25 great-great-grandchildren ...








... and a 40-foot hole where the crematorium used to be.
A person may fail many times, they only become a failure when they blame someone else John Burrows
Those who struggle to become a leader, rarely know a clear direction forward for anyone but themselves
graynomad

Re: Wisdom passed on

Post by graynomad »

:D

Return to “Joker's Palace”