Fly Sexing

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T1 Terry
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Fly Sexing

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A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter

"What are you doing?", she asked.

"Hunting Flies", he responded.

"Oh! Killing any?", she asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females", he replied.





Intrigued, she asked.
"How can you tell them apart?"

He responded,
3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone.
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Re: Fly Sexing

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:lol: :lol: good one Terry.
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