“When your mother and I were first married, on our wedding night, I took my boxer shorts off and told my new wife to put them on” he tells his son. When she tried she said "these will never fit me, they are too big" I replied, “and that's the way it will always be, only one of us wears the pants in this household" We have had 30 happy yrs marriage since as we each know who is the boss.
The son take this advice on board and on the first night of the honeymoon he takes his boxer shorts off and hands them to his new bride and tells her to put them on.
These are far too big for me" she says, "and that is the way it will always be, I'm the one who wears the pants in this family" he replies.
His gorgeous new wife slips off the frilly lace panties from her perfectly curved body and hands them to him, "try these on" she says. "I'll never get into these panties” he says, she replies "and you won't either unless you change your attitude quick smart"
