Two crocodiles were sitting on the bank of Lake Burley Griffin near the houses of Parliament.
The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said 'I just can't figure it out, your bigger than me and yet we were the same size as kids.
'Well' said the big croc 'what have you been eating ?
'Politicians, the same as you' replied the small croc.
'Where have you been catching them' said the big croc.
'Down at the car park by the houses of parliament' replied the small croc.
'Same here, how do you catch them' said the big croc.
'Well, I hide under their BMW and when I hear the doors unlock I jump out, grab 'em and shake the shit out of 'em and eat them. said the wee guy.
'Ah ! I think I see your problem', said the big croc, 'your not getting any real nourishment. See, by the time you shake the shit out of them your left with nothing but an arsehole and a briefcase'.
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Joke of the day so far T1Cheers
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Give that man a gold medal!
Regards & God bless,
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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
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