Wise Old Women...

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Wise Old Women...

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An old Woman was asked, "At your ripe age, what would you prefer to get Parkinson’s or Alzheimer’s?"

The wise one answered, "Definitely Parkinson’s - Better to spill half my wine than to forget where I keep the bottle."
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than speak and remove all doubt....
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