Something to upset everyone...

[norman]

I got invited to a party and was told to dress to kill. Apparently a turban, beard and a backpack wasn't what they had in mind.

Paddy says to Mick, "Christmas is on Friday this year". Mick said, "Let's hope it's not the 13th then."

Since the snow came, all the wife has done is look through the window. If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in.

I've been charged with murder for killing a man with sandpaper. To be honest I only intended to rough him up a bit.

Just had my water bill of £175 drop on my mat. That's a lot, Oxfam can supply a whole African village for just £2 a month: time to change supplier I think..

Seven wheelchair athletes have been banned from the Paralympics after they tested positive for WD40.

Just A Reminder to those who stole Electrical Goods in Last Year's Riots....Your One Year Manufacturer's Warranty Runs Out Soon.

An Englishman has started his own business in Afghanistan ! He is making land Mines that look like prayer mats! It's doing well!
Prophets are going through the roof!!

Japanese scientists have created a camera with a shutter speed so fast, they can now photograph a woman with her mouth shut.

A boy asks his granny, 'Have you seen my pills, they were labelled LSD?'
Granny replies, never mind the pills, have you seen the dragons in the kitchen?!

Little Billy asks his dad for a telly in his room. Dad reluctantly agrees.
Next day Billy comes downstairs and asks, 'Dad, what's love juice?'
Dad looks horrified and tells Billy all about sex.
Billy just sat there with his mouth open in amazement.
Dad says, 'So what were you watching?'
Billy says, ' Wimbledon .'


An elderly couple is attending church. About halfway through, the
wife leans over and says to her husband, 'I just let out a silent fart;
what do you think I should do?'
He replies, 'Put a new battery in your hearing aid.'

[graynomad]

Some good ones there , and I wasn't the least bit upset.

[Dot]

Some good ones there , and I wasn't the least bit upset.

Just wait

[GregnDee]

[T1 Terry]

Tempted to put up the most unPC cartoon ever but I'd not only need to send meself a letter, I think I'd need to give me a weeks holiday as well I think I sent it to Dottie, maybe she will put it up

[norman]

Tempted to put up the most unPC cartoon ever but I'd not only need to send meself a letter, I think I'd need to give me a weeks holiday as well I think I sent it to Dottie, maybe she will put it up

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[Dot]

Oh no you don't, I am on the goody two shoes trip for a while.

[T1 Terry]

I sent it to Norman so he could decide for himself if it would pass the PC police test

[norman]

Opinion has been passed......

[T1 Terry]

funny in it's own way, but ....... yeah, maybe not quite suitable