God's Gift to man

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God's Gift to man

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and Adam replied, "Well, it's pretty good here, God. Beautiful scenery, plenty of food, fruit on all the trees ....but it's a bit lonely."

God said, "Well I've got this thing called a woman. She'll cook your food, clean out your cave, make your bed, get you a drink whenever you want and you can have a thing called sex whenever you need to - but, it will cost you an arm and a leg."

"What would I get for a rib?" asked Adam. :lol: :lol: :lol:



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