Have a chuckle

[GregnDee]

A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me
and buy one carton of milk and if they have apples, get me 6.
A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.
The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"
He replied, "Because they had apples."
If you're a woman, I'm sure you're going back to read it again!
Men will get it the first time.
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Water in the carburettor

WIFE: "There is trouble with the car. It has water in the carburettor"
HUSBAND: "Water in the carburettor? That's ridiculous "
WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburettor"
HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carburettor is.
I'll check it out. Where's the car?
WIFE: "In the river"
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THIS IS A FRIGHTENING STATISTIC

PROBABLY ONE OF THE MOST WORRY SOME IN RECENT YEARS.
25% of the women in this country are on medication for mental illness.
That's scary.
It means 75% are running around untreated.
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HE MUST PAY

Husband and wife had a tiff. Wife called up her mom and said,
"He fought with me again, I am coming to live with you."
Mom said, "No darling, he must pay for his mistake. I am coming
to live with you.
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Today's Short Reading from the Bible

From Genesis: "And God promised men that good and obedient
wives would be found in all corners of the earth."
Then He made the earth round...and He laughed and laughed
and laughed!....