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He said . . . I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got nothing to put in it.
She said . . . You wear pants don’t you?

He said . . ….. Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said ..... That’s a good idea – you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!

He said . … What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said . …..Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said . . ….. Why don’t you tell me when you have an orgasm?
She said . . .. I would but you’re never there.

He said . ….. Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
She said ..... They don’t have time

He said . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
She said ....... We don’t know; it has never happened.

He said . . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
She said …… . . They already have boyfriends.

He said…What do you call a women who knows where her husband is every night?
She said . . . A widow.

He said . .. . Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said . . . Single women come home, see what’s in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what’s in bed and go to the fridge.
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I say "On a promise are yu Terry"? :lol: :lol:
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Dot wrote:I say "On a promise are yu Terry"? :lol: :lol:
Nah, just a tease, same as usual ;) we were talking about ear whispers here weren't we :lol:
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