How old am I?

[T1 Terry]

A driller had a face lift for his birthday. He spent $5,000 and felt really great about the result. On his way home he stopped at a newsstand to buy a paper. Before leaving he asked the salesman, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?"
"About 35," was the reply.
"I'm actually 47," the driller replied, feeling really happy.
After that he went into McDonalds for lunch, and asked the girl behind the counter the same question, to which the reply was, "Oh you look about 29".
"I am actually 47!" This made him feel really good.
At the bus stop he asked an old lady the same question. She replied, "I am 85 years old and my eyesight is going. But when I was young there was a sure way of telling a man's age. If I put my hand down your pants for ten minutes I would be able to tell your exact age."
As there was no one around, the driller thought what the hell and let her slip her hand down his pants. Ten minutes later the old lady said, "OK, it's done. You are 47."
Stunned, the driller said, "That was brilliant! How did you do that?"
The old lady replied, "I was behind you at McDonalds."

[SteveW]

Don't want to be picky - I had a good laugh, but, why a "driller"?

[Dot]

Don't want to be picky - I had a good laugh, but, why a "driller"?

Because Terry didn't want to fess up that it was him.