There'a a Lot Of Truth To This

[Dot]

. What deep thinkers men are ... I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I=

sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the
drink facilitated some deep thinking. My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing and I said 'nothing'. The
reason I said that instead of saying 'just thinking' is because she would
have said 'about what'. At that point I would have to explain that men are deep thinkers about
various topics which would lead to other questions. Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful
than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is=

way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts. Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up=

with the answer to that question. Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is
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the reason for my conclusion. A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice
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to have another child." On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You
know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts." I rest my case. Time for another beer Merry Christmas!

[supersparky]

Dot, I second that motion, and Merry Christmas to you two too.