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How do they know these things?

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Another classic from Casino John

One morning three women are rolling up on the green when suddenly a guy runs by wearing nothing but a bag over his head.

As he passes by the first woman, she looks down and says, Well, he's certainly not my husband.

As he passes by the second woman, she also glances downward and says, He's not my husband either.

He then passes by the third woman, who also looks down as he runs by her. Wait a minute, she says. He's not even a member of this bowls club.
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