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Justice?

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A man is looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library and asks a girl: "Do you mind if I sit beside you?"



The girl replies in a loud voice: "I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"



All the other students started staring at the man and he is so embarrassed



he moves to another table.



After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to his table and says with a laugh:

"I'm studying psychology, so I know what a man is thinking. I guess you felt embarrassed, right?"



The man replies in a loud voice: "£500 FOR ONE NIGHT? . . . I CAN'T AFFORD THAT!"



All the students now start looking at the girl, and the man whispers:

"I'm studying law, so I know how to screw people."
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