Football Boots

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> >Football Boots
> >Woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.
> >
> >Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the
> >bedroom cupboard to watch. Just after getting into bed the woman's husband
> >also comes home unexpectedly, she tells her lover to hide in the cupboard,
> >not realising that the little boy is in there.
> >
> >After a little while the little boy says, 'Dark in here.
> >
> >The man, who obviously got a real fright not expecting to hear anything,
> let alone from a little boy says, 'Yes, it is.'
>
> >Boy - 'I have a football.'
>
> >Man - 'That's nice.'

> >Boy - 'Want to buy it?'
> >Man - 'No, thanks.'
> >Boy - 'My dad's outside..'

> >Man - 'OK, how much?'
> >Boy - '$ 250'
> >In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the cupboard together.

Boy - 'Dark in here.'

> >Man - 'Yes, it is'

> >Boy - 'I have football boots.'

> >The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, 'OK How much this time?'
> >Boy - '$ 750'
> >Man - 'Sold.'

> >A few days later, the boys' father says to the boy, 'Grab your boots and
>
> >football, let's go outside and have a game of soccer.

> >The boy says, 'I can't, I sold my ball and boots.'
>
> >The father asks, 'How much did you sell them for and to who?'

> >The boy says, 'To a friend of mine for a $ 1,000..'

> >The father says, 'That's a terrible thing to do, overcharging your friend
>
> >like that'. 'That's four times what they cost when they were new, I'm going
>
> >to take you to church and make you confess your terrible sins.'

> >They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the
> confession booth and he closes the door.

> >The boy says, 'Dark in here'..

> >The priest says, 'Don't start that shi* again you little pric#, you're in my
>
> >cupboard now'!!

PeterH

[Dot]

I would say the lad got out of that encounter rather un scathed