False Teeth....

[norman]

A VICAR goes to the dentist for a set of false teeth. The first
Sunday after he gets his new teeth, his sermon lasts for only eight minutes.

The second Sunday, his sermon took only ten minutes.

The following
Sunday, he takes 2 hours and 48 minutes.

The congregation had to mob him to get him down from the pulpit and
they asked him what happened.

The Vicar explains the first Sunday his gums hurt so bad he couldn't
talk for more than 8 minutes.

The second Sunday his gums hurt too much
to talk for more than 10 minutes.

But, the third Sunday, he put his
wife's' teeth in by mistake and he couldn't shut up.

[Helen Grose]

Good one Norman HI Christine

[Greynomad]

Then there's the elderly couple who go to Maccas.

They order one Big Mac and one strawberry Smoothie.

The young lad behind the counter says, "That's one each, is it?"

"No, young man," says the woman, "just one. We've been married sixty years, and ever since our wedding day, we share everything."

So, mindful of their age & possible infirmity, he says, "Take a seat and I'll bring it to you."

They take a seat, and a short time later he delivers the one Big Mac to their table.

"Are you sure you don't want one each?" he asks.

"No, thankyou, young man, we share everything." says the wife.

Later, the lad has their one strawberry Smoothie ready, and takes it to the table. He sees that the couple have cut the Big Mac in half. The wife's half is untouched, while the husband is chewing on his.

"Madam," he asks, "is there something wrong with our hamburger? I notice you have not touched your half."

"Thankyou for your concern, young man." she replies, "Everything is fine. We share everything...."

"Teeth..."