Frog at a bank...

[Chuck]

It's only fair to tell you I am only sending this to a few of my friends who could possibly be slightly warped.
You have to be a little warped to appreciate this.
I thought this was funny but my wife did not see ANY humor.......the bloke who sent it to me is warped so I assume he considered me warped.
You can consider this a warp test. If you don't see the humor you are not warped. If you smile then perhaps you should worry.


A frog goes into a bank & approaches the teller.

He can see from her name tag that her name is Patricia Whack.

"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."


Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name.

The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, & that it's OK, he knows the bank manager.


Patty explains that he'll need to secure the loan with some collateral.

The frog says, "Sure. I have this," produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an Inch tall, bright pink & perfectly formed.


Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager & disappears into a back office.


She finds the manager & says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you, wants to borrow $30,000, and use this as collateral."

She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"


The bank manager looks back at her and says...


"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack... give the frog a loan... his old man's a Rolling Stone."



(You're singing it, aren't you? Yeah, I know you are. Come on now, you grinned, I know you did!)

[pop's coaster54]

Hi Chuck.



Karen,Ron and the Girls.

Just coasting along.

[BruceS]

Yep, I grinned and laughed........... will they come and take me away now? lol

[norman]

Yep, I grinned and laughed........... will they come and take me away now? lol

Tomorrow Bruce......

[Greynomad]

Norm,
Send them to Bruce via Rutherglen.
I laughed out loud!