Granny's Advice

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Granny's Advice

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Yes, our grandmothers still had genuine knowledge of staying naturally healthy!!!

My granny lectured me about her practical knowledge:

“For better digestion, I drink beer,

for loss of appetite I drink white wine,

with low blood pressure red wine,

with high blood pressure cognac,

and whenever I have a cold, I drink Vodka.”

“And when do you drink water?”

“I have never been that sick!”
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