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Another Casino John treasure

"There's no easy way to tell you this, so I'll just be blunt.

Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a

violent and horrible death this year."

Visibly shaken, Laura stared at the woman's lined face, then

at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands.

She took a few deep breaths to compose herself and to stop

her mind racing. She simply had to know.

She met the Fortune Teller's gaze, steadied her voice and

asked, "Will I be acquitted?"




For some reason, wives tend to like this joke......
A person may fail many times, they only become a failure when they blame someone else John Burrows
Those who struggle to become a leader, rarely know a clear direction forward for anyone but themselves

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