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Tax

Post by Dot »

At first I thought this was funny......
Then I realized the awful truth of it.

Be sure to read all the way to the end!

Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.

Tax his work,
Tax his pay,
He works for peanuts
Anyway!

Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.

Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think..

Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass.

Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.

When he screams and hollers;
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.

Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.

When he's gone,
Do not relax,
It's time to apply
The inheritance tax.

Accounts Receivable Tax
Airline Surcharge Tax
Airline Fuel Tax
Airport Maintenance Tax
Building Permit Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Goods and Services Tax (GST)
Death Tax
Dog License Tax
Driving Permit Tax
Environmental Tax (Fee)
Excise Taxes
Federal Income Tax
Fishing License Tax
FBT - Fringe Benefit Tax

Petrol Tax
Health Tax
Hunting Licence Tax
Interest Tax
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage Licence Tax
Medicare Tax
Mortgage Tax
Personal Income Tax
Property Tax
Prescription Drug Tax
Real Estate Tax
Vehicle Tax
Retail Sales Tax
Service Charge Tax
School Tax
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Water Tax
Watercraft Registration Tax
Well Permit Tax

Workers Compensation Tax

Carbon Tax !



STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?

Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, &
our
nation was one of the most prosperous in the world.

We had absolutely no national debt, had a large
middle
class, and Mum stayed home to raise the kids.

What in the "Hell" happened? It's called
'Politicians?'

I hope this goes around Australia at least 100
times!!!!!
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