Deportation policy

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learjohn
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Deportation policy

Post by learjohn »

Deportation A new Abbott initiative:
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To help save the economy, the Government
will announce next month that the Immigration
Department will start deporting senior citizens
(instead of illegal s) in order to lower Social
Security and N.H.S. costs ('flu jabs, Zimmer frames,

wheelchairs, free prescriptions, bus passes, etc.)



The Government has established that older people

are easier to catch and, in most cases,

will not remember how to get back home.



I started to cry when I thought of you -

maybe I'd never see you again..

Then it dawned on me...bugger!...



I'll see you on the bus!
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Barry Powell
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Re: Deportation policy

Post by Barry Powell »

Mr. Morrison is keeping the destination of the bus a secret.
There is a clue here:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0070723/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1

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Re: Deportation policy

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That means that Barry will be on the Bus. :lol: finally ;) :lol: :lol:
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