Mother's milk?

[BruceS]

This is straight from Scotland. Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam.

The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk.’

The question was worth 70 points or none at all.

One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages.

However, he wrote:

1) It is perfect formula for the child.

2) It provides immunity against several diseases.

3) It is always the right temperature.

4) It is inexpensive.

5) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.

6) It is always available as needed. And then the student was stuck.

Finally, in desperation, just before the bell rang indicating the end of the test, he wrote:

7) It comes in two attractive containers and it's high enough off the ground where the cat can't get it.

He got an A.

[Dot]

#7 depends on if you are male or female don't it ,

[supersparky]

#7 depends on if you are male or female don't it ,

No.

[Dot]

There is nothing nice about an over engorged leaking sticky goopy boob if you are a female added to that, cracked and bleeding nipples with a rampant sprog sucking like an industrial vacuum cleaner so I still stick to my comment re #7

[Chuck]

Ooooh... thanks Dot, I just ate my breakfast - for the 2nd time !!

[T1 Terry]

Ooooh... thanks Dot, I just ate my breakfast - for the 2nd time !!

Is that similar to Jock's chilli bowl?

[Dot]

Just remember behind all things of beauty there is the not so beautiful side Have a really nice cheese platter boys
I really liked that chilli bowl joke (sic in more ways than one )