JUST IMAGINE..
If you had bought $1,000.00 of Qantas shares one year ago,
you would have $49.00 today!
If you bought $1,000.00 AIG shares one year ago,
you would have $33.00 today!
If you bought $1,000.00 worth of Lehman Brothers shares
one year ago, you would have $0.00 today!
BUT.... if you purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year
ago, drank all the beer, then returned the aluminium cans for recycling
YOU WOULD HAVE RECEIVED $214.00
SO BASED ON THE ABOVE, THE BEST CURRENT INVESTMENT PLAN IS TO DRINK HEAVILY AND RECYCLE!
AND DID YOU KNOW...
A recent study found that the average Aussie walks 900 MILES A YEAR
Another study found that Aussies drink on average 22 GALLONS OF ALCOHOL A YEAR
THAT MEANS ON AVERAGE, AUSSIES GET .....
41 MILES TO THE GALLON.
MAKES YOU PROUD TO BE AN AUSSIE DOESN'T IT
Just Imagine
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