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[bugman47]

Two guys are chatting in their hospital beds;"

What are you in for?" said the first,

"Camera down the throat" the other replied,

"Oh endoscopy?" the first man asked,

"Yes" he said "Checking for stomach cancer. What about you?"

"Camera up the arse" he said,

"Oh colonoscopy, checking for bowel cancer?" quizzed the second man,

"No, my neighbours wife was sunbathing naked and my wife caught me taking a photo"