Tony's return award for the knighthood

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Tony's return award for the knighthood

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It didn't take long for the jokes to start, this one is from Casino John

PILLOW TALK:

"Oh I say Queenie, isn't it jolly dashed decent of that colonial chappie to give me a knighthood?"
"Oh yes rather Philly. Isn't he the chap the Orstralians say is a badger smuggler. It makes one think why on earth would one want to smuggle a badger?"
"Oh yes Queenie - it does sound a frightful bore. The dashed thing is that we will have to give him a title in return."
"I know Philly - we can make him a knight of the order of the Royal Brown Nose."
"A jolly capital idea Queenie - we can dub him 'Sir Pository'."
"Oh that is super Philly - I am slightly amused."
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Re: Tony's return award for the knighthood

Post by supersparky »

Love it. I don't think Sir Tony will be amused though. :roll: :roll: :roll:
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