Ballerina in pub (a bit naughty)

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Ballerina in pub (a bit naughty)

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A large woman wearing a sleeveless sun dress walked into a pub in Tasmania



She raised her right arm revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all

the people sitting at the bar and asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?

The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her.



But down at the end of the bar, a bleary-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the

counter and bellowed, "Give the ballerina a drink!

The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it down.



She turned to the patrons and again pointed around at all of them revealing the same

hairy armpit and asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?

Once again, the same little drunk slapped his money down on the bar and said, "Give the ballerina another drink!"

The bartender approached the little drunk and said, "I say, old chap, it's none of my business

if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her 'the ballerina' ?"


The drunk replied, "Any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to be a ballerina
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That's a beauty Dot. Permission to use that one on the work email please?
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supersparky wrote:That's a beauty Dot. Permission to use that one on the work email please?
If your boss says ok :lol: C U at GB x
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That is probably one of the few that you post Dot that I could use at work. Our firewall picks up almost everything.
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Even Margaret had a laugh at that one and it takes a lot to get Margaret to laugh at a joke :lol:
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