Skiing trip

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Skiing trip

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Jack decided to go skiing with his mate, Bob
So they loaded up Jack's minivan and headed off to the mountains
After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard.
They pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady
who answered the door if they could spend the night.
'I realize its terrible weather out there and I have this
huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed,' she explained. 'I'm
afraid the neighbours will talk if I let you stay in my house.
'Don't worry,' Jack said. 'We'll be happy to sleep in the
barn, and if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light. 'The lady
agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the
night.
Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way.
They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.

But about nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from a lawyer.
It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally
determined that it was from the lawyer of that attractive widow he had met
on the ski weekend
He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, 'Bob, do you
remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski
holiday up north about 9 months ago?'
'Yes, I do.' said Bob
'Did you, ER, happen to get up in the middle of the night,
go up to the house and pay her a visit?'
'Well, um, yes!,' Bob said, a little embarrassed about being
found out, 'I have to admit that I did.'
'And did you happen to give her my name instead of telling her your name?'
Bob's face turned bright red and he said, 'Yes, look, I'm sorry, mate, I'm
afraid I did.' 'Why do you ask?'
'She just died and left me everything.'

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