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A minister was completing a temperance sermon.

With great emphasis he said,
'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river!'


With even greater emphasis he said,
'And if I had All the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river!!'


And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said,
'And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river!!!'


Sermon complete, he sat down...

The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, nearly laughing,

'For our closing song, Let us sing

Hymn 365,
'Shall We Gather at the River.'

Smile - life is too short not to!!


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See you at the river!.......

Bring your own glass![/quote]