Little Johnny was in the classroom bored to the back teeth on a Friday afternoon, and the teacher decided to have a game for the kids to get them thinking.
"Okay class. Now I'm going to say a famous quote, and the first person to tell me who said that quote, can have Monday off." said the teacher.
"Who is credited with writing the phrase, To be or not to be, that is the question?" asked the teacher.
Little Pham Lam Nguyen at the front of the class called out, "Shakespeare".
"Well done!" said the teacher, "You can have Monday off."
"No thank you Miss. I am of Vietnamese origin and it is in our culture to study as hard as we can, so I will be here on Monday studying hard." said Little Pham Lam Nguyen.
"Well okay," said the teacher. The next quote is, "I had a dream!"
Little Fri Sum Kat also at the front yelled out "I bereiva it was Martin Ruther King!"
"Well done!" said the teacher. 'You can have Monday off"
"No thanka you miss I am of Chinese oligin and we also do not take time offa school. Education is evelything to us, so I will be in on Monday studying hard too." said little Fri Sum Kat.
"Okay," said the teacher. Then she heard a voice from the back of the classroom, "F'n Immigrants!"
"Who said that?" yelled the teacher in an angry tone.
"Donald Trump!" yelled little Johnny. "See ya Tuesday ..........."
Little Johnny
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Little Johnny
Queen of the Banal & OT chatter and proud of it. If it offends you then tough titty titty bang bang.
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Re: Little Johnny
DOTTIE!! 
Send yourself a letter!
Of congratulation.
Send yourself a letter!
Of congratulation.
Regards & God bless,
Ray
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Ray
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Re: Little Johnny
I will Ray. 
it shall be the letter "C" for clever
it shall be the letter "C" for clever Queen of the Banal & OT chatter and proud of it. If it offends you then tough titty titty bang bang.
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Re: Little Johnny
I thought it might be IC (incredibly cheeky)...
Regards & God bless,
Ray
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"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
Ray
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"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
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Re: Little Johnny
That joke has seen the rounds, last time it was Pauline Hanson 
A person may fail many times, they only become a failure when they blame someone else John Burrows
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Those who struggle to become a leader, rarely know a clear direction forward for anyone but themselves