Which book helped you?

[Dot]

A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman: “Which book helped you most in your life?”
“My husband’s cheque book.”




A prospective husband is in a book store “Do you have a book called, ‘Husband – the Master of the House’?
Sales Girl: “Sir, Fiction and Comics are on the 1st floor.”




Someone asked an old man: “Even after 70 years, you still call your wife – Darling, Honey, Luv. What’s the secret?”
Old man: “I forgot her name and I’m scared to ask her.”




Wife: “I wish I was a newspaper, so I’d be in your hands all day.”
Husband:” I too wish that you were a newspaper so I could have a new one every day.”




Husband to wife: “Today is a fine day.”
Next day he says: “Today is a fine day.”
Again, the next day, he says the same thing – Today is a fine day.
Finally, after a week, the wife can’t take it and asks her husband:
“Since last week, you are saying “Today is a fine day’. I am fed up ... What’s the matter?”
Husband: Last week when we had an argument, you said, “I will leave you one fine day.”
I was just trying to remind you…"

[T1 Terry]

Chook goes into the library, fronts the librarian and says "Book Book Book" the librarian hands over 3 light paper back novels and the chook leaves. Next day the chook is back, "Book Book Book" so the librarian hands over some heavier reading and the chook leaves. Sure enough the chook is back the next day, "Book Book Book" The librarian is very interested by this stage, hands over War and Peace, Gone with the Wind and the Bible in original Hebrew. The chook collects the books and leaves but this time the librarian follows leaving the other staff to look after things. The chook heads back to the farm yard, down to the creek and there is a frog sitting on a rock. The chook produces the 3 books and the frog say "Redit, Redit, Redit"


































What were you hoping for, maybe Poindexter, Fog Horn Leghorn and Miss Prissey?

[Dot]

A good one Terry but I am getting a bit concerned about your fascination with frogs lately

[Lance]

Terry ?
Fascination ?

I reckon it's a good thing he's got fascinations with things that aren't 12v

Change ?
Holiday ?











Yep


..............but frogs Terry ?

[T1 Terry]

..............but frogs Terry ?

Well they seem to croak and still enjoy themselves, thought it was worth a closer look

At least it wasn't a little Johny joke with crackers up frogs ......... well it wreck-em like the teacher said