God's Plan for Aging

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God's Plan for Aging

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God's Plan for Aging



Most seniors never get enough exercise. In His Wisdom God decreed that seniors become forgetful so they would have to search for their glasses, keys and other things thus doing more walking. And God looked down and saw that it was good.
Then God saw there was another need. In His Wisdom he made seniors lose coordination so they would drop things requiring them to bend, reach & stretch. And God looked down and saw that it was good.
Then God considered the function of bladders and decided seniors would have additional calls of nature requiring more trips to the bathroom, thus providing more exercise. God looked down and saw that it was good.
So if you find as you age, you are getting up and down more, remember it's God's will. It is all in your best interest even though you mutter under your breath.
Important Facts To Remember As We Grow Older

Death is the number 1 killer in the world.

Life is sexually transmitted.

Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Men have 2 motivations: hunger and hanky panky, and they can't tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years
.Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
In the 60's, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.
Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today may be a burning issue tomorrow.

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Re: God's Plan for Aging

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So did God come up with the idea if Viagra and face/body lifts? That way couples could chase each other around the nursing home but have no idea what to do once they caught a willing partner? Very cruel, he could have just stopped the baby production part, cut out the PMS and change of life nonsense, left blokes still interest and capable and the women still interested and we would get all the exercise and happiness we could handle and no longer need chocolate to make us feel good :lol:
Often wonder about the bible stories of people living for hundreds of yrs, if the libido failed at 60 or 70 what did they do for the rest of their lives? They didn't have motorhomes back then and a Caravan was not quite the same back then :lol:

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Nor were the freedom camping sites...
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