Secrets of a happy marriage

[Keith Morris]

My wife and I have the secret to making a marriage last !!

Twice a week we go to a nice restaurant, having some good food, a little wine and companionship.
She goes on Tuesday and I go on Friday.

We sleep in different beds, hers in Sydney and mine in Melbourne. I take my wife everywhere but she always finds her way back. I asked her where she wanted to go for our anniversary, “Somewhere I have'nt been for a long time” she said, so I suggested the kitchen.

We always hold hands. If I let her go she shops. She has an electric bread maker, an electric blender, an electric toaster. When she said that she had too many gadgets but no where to sit down I bought her an electric chair.

Remember that marriage is the number one cause of divorce. Statistically 100% of all divorces started with marriage. I married Miss Right, I just did'nt know that her first name was Always. I have'nt spoken to her for 18 months; I did'nt want to interrupt her.

The last time we had a fight with her, it was my fault. She asked “What's on the T.V” and without thinking, I said dust.

[SteveW]

My wife and I have finally achieved complete sexual compatibility ...............


............... last night we both had a headache!