New Government Bathroom Legislation

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New Government Bathroom Legislation

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Could be the main subject in Canberra’s next Question Time! Imagine the Speaker or the President of The Senate trying to maintain order!

There are important questions to be answered about recent LGBT bathroom legislation and whether transgender people will be permitted to use a restroom of the gender that they "identify" with or be required to use the restroom of their biological gender.


If the latter, will public restrooms be required to have a Genital Inspection Station posted at the entrance to all public restrooms?


Who will have to pay these Pecker Checkers, the people using the restroom, or the entity that owns the restroom?
And how much money will a Pecker Checker be paid to check peckers?
Or, do we pay a Pecker Checker by the number of peckers checked?
How many peckers can a Pecker Checker check if a Pecker Checker could check peckers?

What has this country come to when the Department of Labor has to create a new job description of Politically Correct Restroom Service Inspectors?

Will their Motto be ...........???
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
They won't be able to do it Dot. .What if a perv came along ,said it was a transgender .I think this is going to cause a lot of problems,as if we haven't
got enough problems as it is. :cry: :cry:

Oh well girls will boys and boys will be girls ,then there's the other side who don't called male or female .I think their called IT

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BillieBlue wrote: Wed Oct 18, 2017 6:43 pm :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
They won't be able to do it Dot. .What if a perv came along ,said it was a transgender .I think this is going to cause a lot of problems,as if we haven't
got enough problems as it is. :cry: :cry:

Oh well girls will boys and boys will be girls ,then there's the other side who don't called male or female .I think their called IT

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This comes to mind
Hope it works.



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BillieBlue wrote: Thu Oct 19, 2017 3:44 pm This comes to mind
Hope it works.



https://youtu.be/LemG0cvc4oU
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Hmmm.... I thought the problem would more be in the ladies than the mens, so wouldn't it be a non pecker checker? Let's face it, a tranny trying to take the male role would be unlikely to use the trough cause to get the equipment arranged to get the required control for aiming would require the strides to be down around the ankles.... and ever male knows the floor around the trough is not the place you would want you strides dragging around the ankles eh :lol:
But on a more serious note, maybe all toilets will be single user unisex affairs in the future, solves all the problems.
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T1 Terry wrote: Fri Oct 20, 2017 1:02 pm But on a more serious note, maybe all toilets will be single user unisex affairs in the future, solves all the problems.
Good idea Terry 👍
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I was just thinking about possible sex discrimination actions when it came to employing non pecker checkers? And would there be discrimination claims when the pecker checker tended to target certain specific groups by age and body shape yet simply waving others through :lol:
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GoinBush wrote: Fri Oct 20, 2017 1:18 pm
T1 Terry wrote: Fri Oct 20, 2017 1:02 pm But on a more serious note, maybe all toilets will be single user unisex affairs in the future, solves all the problems.
Good idea Terry 👍
Quite a few out there now Terry.

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Then we'll have the males lining up as well as the females.

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