Confucius says

[Dot]

It is only when you see a mosquito landing on your testicles that you realize that there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.

[SteveW]

If the mosquito is presented with such an opportunity, I suspect the violence may already be over!

[BruceS]

Confucius says "Woman who fly airplane upside down bound to have big crack up".

Confucius says "Eggs bounce on cement with smashing results".

[mikeg]

Confucius says "man under motor home with tool in hand not necessarily mechanic".

[T1 Terry]

Confucius say blind people should not sky dive.... cause it scares the crap out of the dog

[Barboots]

A skilled man with no workshop is a total pain in the a$$ to all skilled men with workshops.

[Noggins]

Woman who sleep naked on Temple steps bound to wake up covered with heavy dew




Ron

[T1 Terry]

A skilled man with no workshop is a total pain in the a$$ to all skilled men with workshops.

Confucius say missing tool is probably in neighbours garage.
Common sense says better to give neighbour whole tool box, then you can borrow what you need and never return it