Dog's House Rules

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Dog's House Rules

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Dog's House Rules

If it’s edible, it’s mine.
If it’s chewable, it’s mine.
If I want it, it’s mine.
If I can take it from you, it’s mine.
Once it’s in my mouth, it’s mine.
If you put it down, it’s mine.
If I put it down, it’s still mine.
If I get tired of it, you can have it.
But if I want it back, it’s mine.
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Re: Dog's House Rules

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Greynomad wrote: Wed Jan 15, 2020 6:34 pm Dog's House Rules

If it’s edible, it’s mine.
If it’s chewable, it’s mine.
If I want it, it’s mine.
If I can take it from you, it’s mine.
Once it’s in my mouth, it’s mine.
If you put it down, it’s mine.
If I put it down, it’s still mine.
If I get tired of it, you can have it.
But if I want it back, it’s mine.
You missed a bit Ray:
Unless the cat has claimed it ..... then it belongs to the cat.

The Cat's house rules.
All items are fair game for the cat. This includes my dog bed, the people's bed, the people's lap and priority feeding rights. I have no right of reply if the cat takes something of mine, or takes a swipe at me when no one is looking, I must accept I will be in the wrong and be punished for anything the cat did but was not witnessed by at least 2 of the people who would take my side .....
And they wonder why dogs don't often get along well with cats :lol:
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