Place your jokes in this section. A little naughty will be tolerated but please no really vulgar ones!!! If you might be offended it may be better to bypass this section!!!
Her three year old had run her ragged all morning.
Finally, at her wits end, she plopped down in an easy chair and said, “Michael, do anything you damn-well please.
Now try disobeying THAT order!!!”
Regards & God bless,
Ray
-- "Insufficient data for a meaningful answer." Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it" W.C.Fields